Joachim Buecklaer, 1560 |
Once upon a time, long long ago, a beautiful princess, evil things around her, prince charming, glass slippers happily ever after.
Here I'm owner of this estate that my father left me, but what I am is a princess with oily face, dark circles, rough hands.
Evil people, oh yeah suits my scenario, look outside the window, my step-sisters playing and I am here making an elaborate lunch for some dork suitor for my sister
Prince charming, Yeah! The only man I meet everyday is our 70 year old butler, so much for the charm.
Glass slippers, I am happy to have even worn out, old clogs on my feet, Glass Slipper, Phooey!
With a smirk on my face I say happily ever after and butcher the stupid animal in this deary old kitchen.
Not always is a damsel in distress have a fairy tale.
This post is written for Magpie Tales-Mag 296
lovely!
ReplyDeleteThank you Sandra :-)
DeletePerhaps your fairytale is awaiting its turn and like Cinderella when you least except, some dear soul comes to help you out in the kitchen with a gift for comic relief :).
ReplyDeleteThen my prince is stuck in some swamp with a stupid donkey :P
DeleteThanks for dropping by Noirfire
Funny and sad ...such a negative outlook... we can enhance it, even if it'll be pulled from the fake happy story....
ReplyDeleteThere is a little remorse inside everybody, this girl in the picture is a lot sad
DeleteThanks for dropping by Humbird
Talk about left on the shelf !
ReplyDeleteI was so busy concentrating on the right that I forgot about he left.
DeleteThanks Kutamun :-)
Alas there is not a fairytale for every Cinderalla
ReplyDeleteThat's what life is, isnt it?
DeleteNor does she always need one! Love this!
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Carol :-)
DeleteThank you Tess :-)
ReplyDeleteI hear ya sister! It aint all beer and skittles.
ReplyDeleteI agree Sue
DeleteThanks for dropping by :-)
Booyah!!!!
ReplyDelete:D Kathleen
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