ABCW: Hen Party

That night was so much fun
Five days before the deed was done.

I was in my tiara and sash and my girls in flower crowns
The last thing we did before the ring

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I was getting married and was so nervous for the day
We drank to calm our nerves, that was safe to say

That hot guy came in dressed as a cop
And more hot men followed him to the stage top

We raised our glasses, we played our games
We hooted at the strippers and called out names

When the night was done
Some puked, some crashed in our den

Our Hen Party antics, dares and boys
Will stay with us for the rest of our lives

Shhhhh!!!!!!

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ABCW: D for Dinosaur

I Chomp Chomp

I Stomp Stomp

I am a huge dinosaur

With a curvy hump

A have big teeth, claws and fangs

I keep getting hunger pangs

I may roar loud and sound like thunder

"This guy might eat me" you may wonder

The movies portray such a wrong image about me

I am a vegan and I eat leaves

I have a few friends like you do 

They love a bucket of chicken wings too

Alas, we don't have a KFC or a Mc Donalds here

Neither do we have a crate of beer

Now, dear people, Beer & good food might be the reason, I think

The reason of why we went extinct

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