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| PC: Dale Rogerson |
Bick came in “Siddi, Look, I know you just broke up but damn you,
that was my finest booze”
“Did you order pizza last night?”
“Why didn’t you share it with me?”
“Did Roger come in?”
“Why is your underwear on the lampshade?”
Siddi looked up from under the duvet and saw Bick holding a piece
of pizza in his hand
“Are you done with your questions? Buzz off now”
And put her head back in the duvet.Then she came out again
“That pizza is 3 days old and a cockroach ran over it”
Bick never ate pizza every again
Gosh! That will put anyone off pizza, like FOREVER!! LOL :D
ReplyDeletei know right :D
DeleteThanks for dropping by Shilpa :-)
Thanks for the memory, cockroaches I have seen then in such numbers that whole floors seemed to come alive. But I loved the images that you created for me.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mike :-)
Deleteha ha - brilliant
ReplyDeleteThank you Bettina :-)
DeleteHi DeeDee - that's put me off pizza too ... cheers Hilary
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I so agree with you Hilary :-)
DeleteAh, I know some people who wouldn't care about the cockroach at all. Well done. :)
ReplyDeleteOMg really? I would never eat anything after knowing whats crawled on it
DeleteThanks for dropping by Sascha :-)
That would make you not want to eat Pizza! Clever tale.
ReplyDeleteYes, totally
DeleteThanks for dropping by Marcy :-)
I was waiting for Bick to stubbornly take another bite of the pizza:) Hah nice take
ReplyDeleteHehehhe..Thank god he did not take another bite after knowing the truth
DeleteThanks for dropping by Goroyboy :-)
Yuck. My skin crawls.
ReplyDeleteMine too :-)
Delete\Thanks for dropping by Lindy
hahaaa....Yikes!!! I protest on behalf of all pizza lovers worldwide!!
ReplyDeleteI am joining you :D
DeleteThanks for dropping by Ishieta :-)
Yes, I believe that would do it for me too.
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DeleteThanks for dropping by Dawn :-)
Poor Bick. Pizza on which a cockroach had left its footprints! :)
ReplyDeleteSiddi should have thrown it after the cockroach invasion!
Siddi was sad and getting over a breakup so the cockroach danced pizza was least of her problems. Poor Bick I agree lol
DeleteThanks for dropping by Anita :-)
Cockroach!!! Yikes! A fun story for the FF prompt.
ReplyDeleteYikes! Totally
DeleteThanks for dropping by YuHu :-)
Loved the way you built the scene.
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Thank you Kalpanaa :D
DeleteHowdy, DeeDee ~
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. Also, I'm wondering how much extra does the pizza parlor charge for the "cockroach" topping? Ha!
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Ouch! I wouldnt take it even for free
DeleteLol
Thanks for dropping by Stephen :-)
Oh my god this is hilarious and I love the dialogue between the two. I could visualise the entire scenario in my head.
ReplyDeleteUnzymotic Road Trip
:-)
DeleteThank you Shalz
Oh...*bleh*
ReplyDeletehahahah Bleh...
DeleteThanks for dropping MAM :-)
I'm relieved I've had supper already - and that it wasn't pizza! W is for Watch the Wordcount as you Build a Better Blog. #AtoZchallenge.
ReplyDeletehahaha, thanks for dropping by Shirley :-)
Delete*gag* I don't think I'd ever be eating pizza again either.
ReplyDeleteMe neither :P
DeleteThanks for dropping by Crystal :-)