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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

FF: Never again

PC: Dale Rogerson
Bick came in “Siddi, Look, I know you just broke up but damn you, that was my finest booze”

“Did you order pizza last night?”

“Why didn’t you share it with me?”

“Did Roger come in?”

“Why is your underwear on the lampshade?”

Siddi looked up from under the duvet and saw Bick holding a piece of pizza in his hand

“Are you done with your questions? Buzz off now”

And put her head back in the duvet.Then she came out again

“That pizza is 3 days old and a cockroach ran over it”

And put her head back in the duvet.

Bick never ate pizza every again

This post is written for Friday Fictioneers

36 comments:

  1. Gosh! That will put anyone off pizza, like FOREVER!! LOL :D

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    1. i know right :D
      Thanks for dropping by Shilpa :-)

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  2. Thanks for the memory, cockroaches I have seen then in such numbers that whole floors seemed to come alive. But I loved the images that you created for me.

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  3. Hi DeeDee - that's put me off pizza too ... cheers Hilary

    http://positiveletters.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/j-is-for-jellicles.html

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  4. Ah, I know some people who wouldn't care about the cockroach at all. Well done. :)

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    1. OMg really? I would never eat anything after knowing whats crawled on it
      Thanks for dropping by Sascha :-)

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  5. That would make you not want to eat Pizza! Clever tale.

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    1. Yes, totally
      Thanks for dropping by Marcy :-)

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  6. I was waiting for Bick to stubbornly take another bite of the pizza:) Hah nice take

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    1. Hehehhe..Thank god he did not take another bite after knowing the truth
      Thanks for dropping by Goroyboy :-)

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    1. Mine too :-)
      \Thanks for dropping by Lindy

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  8. hahaaa....Yikes!!! I protest on behalf of all pizza lovers worldwide!!

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    1. I am joining you :D
      Thanks for dropping by Ishieta :-)

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  9. Yes, I believe that would do it for me too.

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    1. :-)
      Thanks for dropping by Dawn :-)

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  10. Poor Bick. Pizza on which a cockroach had left its footprints! :)
    Siddi should have thrown it after the cockroach invasion!

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    1. Siddi was sad and getting over a breakup so the cockroach danced pizza was least of her problems. Poor Bick I agree lol
      Thanks for dropping by Anita :-)

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  11. Cockroach!!! Yikes! A fun story for the FF prompt.

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    1. Yikes! Totally
      Thanks for dropping by YuHu :-)

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  12. Howdy, DeeDee ~
    Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. Also, I'm wondering how much extra does the pizza parlor charge for the "cockroach" topping? Ha!

    ~ D-FensDogG
    [Link:) Stephen T. McCarthy Reviews...

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    1. Ouch! I wouldnt take it even for free
      Lol
      Thanks for dropping by Stephen :-)

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  13. Oh my god this is hilarious and I love the dialogue between the two. I could visualise the entire scenario in my head.
    ​Unzymotic Road Trip

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    1. hahahah Bleh...
      Thanks for dropping MAM :-)

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  15. I'm relieved I've had supper already - and that it wasn't pizza! W is for Watch the Wordcount as you Build a Better Blog. #AtoZchallenge.

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    1. hahaha, thanks for dropping by Shirley :-)

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  16. *gag* I don't think I'd ever be eating pizza again either.

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    1. Me neither :P
      Thanks for dropping by Crystal :-)

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